coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie
oh my god, my jump cuts take like 9 seconds to happen!
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck